Archive - Eat Your Feelings

Guest Check with Emily Kirkpatrick

The master of mess shares her food faux pas

Jun 6 •

May 2025

I almost fucked Lena Dunham's muse

This story is a recession indicator.

May 19 •

April 2025

Deep Dark Secrets: Dave Matthews says I look like my dad but hotter.

Plus an embarrassing picture of my famous nostrils.

Apr 30 •

March 2025

No one read this 5 years ago

A Substack from the pandemic featuring my Nana's brisket recipe.

Mar 29 •

February 2025

My parents were swingers. That's not what killed the marriage.

Don't mix business with pleasure.

Feb 28 •

December 2024

All the people I've fucked in 20 years

Can sex be casual in your 30s?

Dec 30, 2024 •

November 2024

Will a baby derail your career? Yes.

But maybe that's a good thing.

Nov 27, 2024 •

October 2024

What to eat when you might cheat

is a little sexy texty with your exy so bad?

Oct 17, 2024 •

September 2024

August 2024

Free foot content inside 👣

the one with all the recipes

Aug 28, 2024 •

Leave the crumbs, take the loaf

To break, or break up, that is the question.

Aug 7, 2024 •

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